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  • amitjoey
    08-06 02:01 PM
    Honorable Senator Specter

    Did you know that during the immigration debates, the most shrill voices against �immigration reform� (legitimizing illegal immigrants) was by legal immigrants who are living here in the US, and waiting for green cards, while their spouses are not allowed to work (half a million at the most recent count). Others who were against the reforms were immigrants who came here legally after waiting years, and are now green card holders. Democrats and liberal Republican senators have shown no empathy for legal immigrants and US citizens in their zeal for legalizing illegal immigrants through "immigration reform". I was not surprised to see just a single statement in your article, at the far end (probably as an afterthought) about green cards for legal skilled immigrants. Over 350,000 legal immigrants (99%) of who have nothing to do with crime are stuck in FBI name checks, and are unable to naturalize. Another 500,000 highly skilled legal immigrants (Doctors, Engineers etc) most of whom studied in the US, are stuck in retrogression (from countries such as India, China, Philippines etc). These legal immigrants are not even on your radar, even as Senators such as yourself, Ms. Diane Feinstein and others loose no opportunity to try to provide amnesty for the 12 million people who crossed over the border with scant regard for US law. You want to reward these people ahead of any �reform� for legal skilled workers. So much for President Bush�s statement about �putting these undocumented workers at the back of the line�. I don't think the American citizens will ever buy this lopsided reform. Genuine Border control is being held up as bait, for legalizing 12 million people. Please attend to border control and solve legacy problems of legal skilled immigrants already in the US, before doing anything on legalizing �undocumented workers�. Why is this so hard for our honorable congressmen and women to understand?

    Lastly neither USCIS nor the FBI is able to timely service the legal immigrants already here, how do you propose to process the illegal immigrants without causing huge delays for those who played by the rules?


    On the money, perfectly described. good choice of words.





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  • optimist
    06-23 03:07 PM
    ...I would speak to my company attorney about this, but I want to get the facts straight. I can see that to save myself a headache I might as well get married to a US citizen.

    Keeping immigration aside, if you think getting married will save you any headaches, you are setting yourself up for some big surprises buddy :D

    Jokes apart, indeed the fastest route to a GC is by applying as spouse of a US Citizen. If that is an option for you, GO FOR IT!





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  • kaisersose
    07-16 11:52 AM
    That does not make sense! Peaople on H4 are not allowed to work, period! Thats how the Visa category is defined. Now, how will one on H4 to work? Enter EAD! So, while EAD allows him/her to work, it changes the Visa status (be it H1 or H4) to AOS. It does not matter if you travel outside or not.
    I do not know how you extended your spouse's H4 with the help of the attorney. It is an error on USCIS part, may be because you (or your spouse's employer) have not notified the USCIS about your spouse using the EAD for employment.

    AOS is adjustment of status that starts when you apply for your 485. It is has nothing to do with using or not using EADs.

    AOS obviously is independent of H status. A H-1 can choose to continue to use the H status after 485 as the two can coexist.

    Like I said earlier, using EAD does not change the status.





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  • royus77
    06-25 10:12 AM
    My Company is asking me to sign a new 2 year contract with them to get employment verification letter required for I-485. Is this legal?

    if there is any breakage clause,Make sure that you understand the amount of damages. If the company is desi ,you can always negotiate at a later time



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  • arihant
    03-14 02:09 PM
    My parents came on Jan 10th on Luft from Bangalore and they did not need a transit visa. I hear that the only time you may need a transit visa is when you are traveling to India on an expired US Visa. Even over this there is confusion.





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  • eb3retro
    09-10 08:45 AM
    ^^^^^ bump..


    can you show me a single post in iv that states that they have travelled after applying for ap, and come back with an ap. May be i missed it.



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  • centaur
    03-27 05:45 PM
    You need to get another attorney, first and foremost. Sorry its a bit harsh, but it's for your best. There might be problems later and you need to ask yourself-- is this attorney (who apparently didnot go through the case before filing) giving you what you paid for?

    I received my Labor Certificate with PERM process. Right now, I can't continue the process for I-140 and I-485. My lawyer just found out that my degree is Master of Business Administration, while the Labor Certificate is based on Master of Science. My current position is Software Engineer.

    My questions are:
    1. Is there a problem of having an MBA and working as a software engineer? As my understanding, MBA and MSc are the same level.
    2. Can I continue the case since I already got my Labor Certificate?

    I appreciate your feedback. Thank you.





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  • andy garcia
    07-18 10:08 AM
    Hello all, my lawyer is charging $600 for EAD (including uscis fees), I heard from one of my friends that EAD can be applied by yourself.

    Has anyone done that?
    Is it easy to do that?

    Here is:

    e-file 765(180 $)
    Send copy of 485 along with printout of receipt
    Wait for FP appointment
    Done(got cards 40 days later)


    I already did it for wife, son and myself.

    Saved about 1500$



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  • GoneSouth
    07-11 11:14 AM
    Congratulations!! Why didn't you do Concurrent filing in June?

    I didn't have my I-485 documents compiled and ready for submission in June, so I just went and filed I-140 since that was ready. I figured I-140 would be approved by the time I had I-485 docs ready, and the July visa bulletin issued June 13th showed my PD current through July, so I wasn't worried.

    Boy did I (and quite a few other people) get a nasty surprise on July 2!





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  • perm2gc
    01-06 04:46 PM
    My wife is on H4 and is exploring the posibility of converting to a H1. She recently went for her first interview and the people over there told her that there is a new rule for H4 to H1B conversion. According to them, she needs to go to India and get her H1B stamped before she can start working. Is this true? As far as I know, all one needs is an approved I-797 (for I-129 petition) indicating that the approval is for change of status to H1B (meaning that the approval notice has a I-94).

    Please let me know if there is any merit in the above statement?
    Nope its not true.All she need is approved I-797.Visa Stamping is only required when she has to travel outside US and reenter.



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  • apb
    09-14 06:52 PM
    I missed out on this one...





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  • mmanurker
    12-31 04:36 PM
    Is your PD is current ? Goodluck any how.
    I have a loooonnnngg wait...my PD is Dec'2003 EB3-I. What is ur PD?



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  • kurtz_wolfgang
    08-15 01:23 PM
    I would suggest Jonty, not to waste your time. I posted the question in general. It wasn't specific to you. If anybody is free and feels like, they can answer.:rolleyes::cool::cool::cool:





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  • ashismaity
    08-30 10:48 AM
    I travelled outside USA before the expiry of VISA date while 7th yr H1b extension is going on based on my labor.

    Here is the dates for clarity.

    my visa date was upto Oct, 2005. Applied for H1b Extension in May, 2005. Travelled in June, 2005. came back in July 2005. Got approval for 7th yr. after a few days after my arival.



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  • kumarc123
    01-15 06:23 PM
    I called but I got the immigration subcommittee's VM. I left a message with my name and the reason I was calling.

    Thanks for calling, try to call again, and ask the receptionist to transfer to the the person who handles the immigration department. Tell him the need for recapture visa bill, as you plan to buy homes. And how this bill will help in towards minimizing the housing crisis and the downfall of the economy.


    Please I humbly request all IV members to call her office.



    Thank you





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  • tnite
    10-05 09:32 AM
    My self and my wife both are on H1B. Both are working for different companies.

    I filled I 485, EAD and AP through my company, for my self and my wife.

    Questions:
    1) I am the primary person. After getting the EAD, Is it possible, If my wife can open a consulting company with her name?

    2) After opening a consulting company on her name, Is it possible, she can leave her H1B employer and run her own paystubs on her own company.



    Your help will be really appreciated. :)

    Check this thread http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=14138
    The questions are the same.thats why someone asked whether you're related to eadguru



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  • lyu265
    04-02 02:21 PM
    NOT KNOW HOW TRUE BELOW IS, BUT POST IT ANYWAY

    PLEASE POST BELOW ON EVERY website and different forums within a website (murthy/immigrationportal/etc) YOU VISIT------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    We are trying to conduct a nation wide rally of faxes/mail to be sent to Concerned authorities on April 3rd and April 4th, if your Labor is stuck in any of the BEC please send a
    - Mail to below address (so that all mail could reach authorities on same week)
    - Fax to below number (so that all faxes could reach authorities on same day)

    Dates: April 3rd (preferable) and APRIL 4th (if you forget)
    MAKE A CALENDER ENTRY

    Please use same subject in all your faxes, no matter how you want to address your content of the letter. Please try to post matter of this posting to all forums you visit.

    Subject: Delay in Foreign Labor Certification application approval process at Philadelphia Backlog Processing Center


    DOL Contacts

    Ms. Elaine L. Chao
    Secretary of Labor
    (202) 693-6000

    Mr. Paul T. Conway
    Chief of Staff
    (202) 693-6007

    Mr. Steven J. Law
    Deputy Secretary
    (202) 693-6000

    Ms. Ruth D. Knouse
    Executive Secretariat Director
    (202) 693-6100

    Ms. Amy Barrera
    Director of Advance & Scheduling
    (202) 693-6003

    Ms. Laura Genero
    Associate Deputy Secretary
    (202) 693-6000

    Address for all the above people
    U.S. Department of Labor
    Frances Perkins Building
    200 Constitution Avenue, NW
    Washington, DC 20210

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    WE SEND LETTERS ON APRIL 3rd or 4th (NOT BEFORE)
    WE FAX LETTERS ON APRIL 3rd or 4th

    Below is the sample draft:
    -------------------------
    Subject: Delay in Foreign Labor Certification Application approval process at Philadelphia Backlog Processing Center

    Dear Sir / Madam:

    I would like to bring it to your attention the delays in LCA approval process at Philadelphia Backlog Processing Center. I have been waiting for almost 2 years since the commencement of Philadelphia Backlog Processing Center and has not received my approval.

    My family and I are suffering constantly due to these delays. Please take necessary measures to speed up the approval process.

    I would be highly appreciated if you look into this matter as soon as possible.

    Sincerely,
    your name
    City, State, Zipcode
    __________________
    ETA Case Number:
    YOUR PRIORITY DATE
    YOUR STATE
    TR/RIR





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  • Canadianindian
    07-24 06:34 AM
    You folks can apply for a Canadian immigration for yourself. It would take atleast 6 months. While she can live on Canadian bording city such as Windsor, and you can work in Detroit, MI. Detroit and Windsor are about 2 miles from each other, and I know many ppl who live in Windsro and work in Detroit.





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  • dollar500
    08-02 11:27 PM
    The American Competitiveness in the Twenty-First Century Act (Title I of Pub. L. 106 - 313 enacted on October 17, 2000) contained several provisions intended to increase the availability of Employment-based numbers. Pub. L. 106-313 recaptured those Employment-based numbers that were available but not used in Fiscal Years 1999 and 2000, creating a �pool� of 130,107 numbers which could be allocated to applicants in the Employment First, Second, and Third preference categories once the annual Employment-based numerical limit has been reached. Approximately 101,000 of these �pool� numbers remain available for use during FY-1005. Pub. L. 106-313 also removed the per-country limit in any calendar quarter in which overall applicant demand for Employment-based visa numbers is less than the total of such numbers available.

    Changes in CIS processing procedures during the past two years created a significant backlog of cases and a consequent reduction in demand for numbers.
    During the time that the Employment-based categories have remained �Current� many tens of thousands of applicants have become eligible to file for adjustment of status. Last summer, CIS notified Congress of its intent to eliminate its current backlogs by the end of FY-2006. As a result of the CIS backlog reduction effort, we are now experiencing very heavy visa demand as CIS has begun to process cases to conclusion. Section 201(a)(2) of the Immigration and Nationality Act states that not more than 27 percent of the Employment-based annual limit may be used in each of the first three quarters of a fiscal year. Based on the current rate of demand, the 27 percent level for the first quarter of FY-2005 will be exceeded by the end of December.

    It has therefore become necessary to impose an Employment-based Third preference cut-off date for January in order to limit number use during the second quarter. Many of the cases have priority dates that are several years old, and the cut-off date represents the first priority date that cannot be accommodated for final processing. The cut-off date will apply only to the following chargeability areas: China-mainland born, India, and Philippines. Cut-off date movement during the remainder of FY-2005 depends on the extent of future visa demand. No specific predictions are possible at this time.





    pappu
    03-31 03:50 PM
    Congrats





    radosav
    10-04 01:47 PM
    I-485 RD July 27 at Texas

    I-140 AD May 25, 06 at Texas, LUD on I-140 July 28, 07

    all checks (for I-485 & I-765) cashed Oct 3, 07 at California

    Both I-485 cases transfered back to Texas on Oct 2, 07
    I-765 shows received date as Oct 1, 07 and will stay at California. Does that mean I need to count 11 weeks from that date? And not from the date when packet was received in July?